- I so totally did not spend tax payer dollars watching the clock all day because our database at work is down for three days and they won't let us take the time off.
- I so totally did not spend valuable work hours daydreaming that I have employed a cleaning service because I did not clean my house this weekend like I had intended to. For those in the know, do cleaning services attack the dust bunnies hiding behind your refrigerators?
- I so totally did not spend valuable work hours planning things to do with my son tomorrow, because I have the day off.
And that my friends, is your tax dollars at work! Okay, my cubicle has never gotten such a good scrubbing, I have spent hours making sure that I am a totally 21st Century government employee -- I have made sure there is not a scrap of paper that has dared find its way into my cubicle in keeping with our paperless office policy. My Lotus Notes are organized and I only have two more hours to figure out appropriate uses of your tax dollars!
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Want to come to my classroom? I could use you! I have some dust bunnies that are going to attack here soon. At home and at school
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